Shirley Collins

If you google Shirley Collins, you might find
Your results unexpectedly summon Pauline Collins
In the slightly memorable movie Shirley Valentine
So with that in mind:
There’s a drink called Tom
And an actress called Joan
And Jackie who is quite girly
A singer called Judy, who’s a bit rootsy
One called Phil
And another called Bootsy
But no one sings like Shirley –
Shirley Collins

© Wesley Stace